I’d love to take that pussy cat to bed

I hope I don’t sound like a noob.

 

Sound however you want... just show us your Boobs.

Is that what you mean, or was it too CRASS?

 

Next time, we expect a little more class.

Women like to be desired for all that they are.

 

Treating them gentley and with respect will get you far!

Taking it slow and see how they respond

 

And wait for the right fish to jump out the pond.

When it is right, you'll know it and feel.

 

When thing arr right and the two are ready, it will get to be time to seal the deal.

Never rush into something without plans.

 

That's advice that makes good sense.

The ladies will love if you do it like that.

 

That ladies also lick that I lick like a cat!

Nice and slow in long strides

 

Do it right or she runs and hides

The technique is the key.

 

I can demonstrate on you and you will find out how wonderful my technique can be!

Your warm thighs against my head as your hips thrash as I set you on fire.

 

And with each stroke of your tongue you just send me higher.

So nice of you to bring me this pleasure.

 

Is it better than finding treasure?

Orgasms are indeed something heavenly

 

She will have to tell my tongue to stop eventually

But not till after I taste her lovely nectar.

 

Feel free to lick it off of my pecker.

Sloppy seconds aren't to bad.

 

Sometimes I wonder if astronauts ever do it on the launching pad.

An orgy at the space station would be out of this world.

 

Her blow job would make my toes curled!

Sucking with the force of a Delta Rocket.

 

I don't know why I think Gina's rocket is in her pocket.

For the woman who needs it in a hurry.

 

I heard she once had sex in a Fringed Surrey.

It really made the teamster horny.

 

Those rose bushes are kind of thorny.

Watch your fingers or you're liable to get pricked.

 

Bending over in your scrubs might get you dicked!

I'm guessing if the ladies caught you like that it would get you licked!